Former Obama Voter Pleased with Recent Identity Theft

New Wendham, Minnesota--Local man Steven Green was shocked when he found out a computer hacker had stolen his identity.

"He took my bank passwords, my credit cards, my Social Security number, everything that defines me in any official way" said Green. "Now he can even vote in my name."

And Green couldn't be happier.

"I mean, I voted for Obama in the last election, and now I can legitimately blame someone else for my irresponsible actions. It's such a relief."

Green said he hopes the proper authorities identify the thief, so he "can tell people with confidence" who it was who was making really dumb decisions under his name.