Send In The Clown

Fellow Comrades,

I just love the smell of $5 @ gal. gas in the morning, don’t you? As our beloved Dear Leader takes our fuel costs through a lesson in equality with the prices of our Utopian comrades in socialist Europe, I grow giddier at the mere thought of paying more at the pump. Dear Leader has the answers to our ‘addiction’ to oil and gasoline. He is showing us the way to a better, more equal future where Algore’s nemesis, the combustion engine, will be nothing more than a fading memory in the Smithsonian.