This Is A Red Alert

We all know from the wonderful sermons of Reverend Wright that Cain slew Able, so we must mobilize against the pernicious claims by the Right-Wing Tool, Herman Cain, that Cain is Able to become President by not only capturing the Tea-Party-Crackers' votes but also by luring minorities traditionally loyal to Progressivism to vote for him instead. Does he plan to offer free Godfather's Pizza to those who otherwise would vote in loyal lockstep for me and my fellow progressives?

What's worse, Cain doesn't even use a teleprompter.




Alert the Obama's SEIU loonies fast.